In the 4th Post post-Oscars, my true love sent to me: miscellaneous commendations regarding 2018 movies!
RECAP
—2018 Favorites: Introduction
—In the 1st Post post-Oscars: 2018 Movies — Intro + Complete List
—In the 2nd Post post-Oscars: 2018 Genre Movies
—In the 3rd Post post-Oscars: 2018 Movie Beginnings and Endings
And now, my favorite 2018:
USE OF SOCIAL MEDIA
Eighth Grade
- Honorable Mention: Unfriended: Dark Web
CHARACTER NAME
Cassius Green, Sorry To Bother You
- “Cash Is Green” — literally and figuratively; it’s easier to seduce green people into a corrupt system.
- Honorable Mention: Jewel, The Old Man & the Gun
- If a thief will steal your heart like a jewel, then what else should his love interest be named?
FIGHT
- The Long, Gruel, Bloody, Brutal Slog to the End — Under the Tree
- Bathroom Fistfight — Mission: Impossible — Fallout
- I, Robot — Upgrade
- Holy cinematography, an unholy rarity in recent action movies.
TRILOGY
Maze Runner: The Death Cure
LIGHTING
- Hereditary
- Cold War
- If Beale Street Could Talk
- The Other Side of the Wind
- The Favourite
- Christopher Robin
- Gemini
USE OF COLORS
- An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn
- If Beale Street Could Talk
- At Eternity’s Gate
- The Green Fog
- Tehran Taboo
- You Were Never Really Here
- Isle of Dogs
- The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
- Support the Girls
- Suspiria
- Night is Short, Walk on Girl
- Eighth Grade
- Gemini
- Revenge
- Oh Lucy!
- A Simple Favor
TITLE
My favorite titles fall into one of three categories:
- Great Titles In Themselves
- No matter their relation to the actual content of the art, these titles immediately catch the eye and make you think, “damn, that sounds interesting, I want to see THAT!” A prime example is currently playing off-Broadway: If Pretty Hurts Ugly Must Be a Muhfucka.
- Great Titles in Elucidating Movies
- These titles may not be impressive on their own, but they in some way enlighten an element of the art that audiences otherwise may have not contemplated.
- Get You A Great Title that Does Both
- Pretty straightforward. These are the titles that, on their appealing faces, make you want to engage with the art, AND they add meaning to the art not found elsewhere.
Oh, and borrowed titles that come from pre-existing sources — i.e. a book — aren’t eligible for a shout-out here.
In Themselves…
- Marlina the Murderer in Four Acts
- How to Talk to Girls at Parties
- John McEnroe: In the Realm of Perfection
- Den of Thieves
- Fahrenheit 11/9
- An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn
- Basmati Blues
- The Sisters Brothers
- A Prayer Before Dawn
- Outlaw/King
- The slash!
In Elucidating Movies
- Hereditary
- Support the Girls
- The Old Man & the Gun
- Burning
- Infinite Football
- Vice
- Tyrel
- The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
- First Reformed
- First Man
- The House That Jack Built
- Private Life
- On Her Shoulders
- Under the Tree
- Vox Lux: A 21st Century Portrait
- Of Fathers and Sons
- Cold War
- Good Manners
- A Bread Factory, Parts One & Two
- Life Itself
- The Green Fog
- Far from the Tree
- Golden Exits
- Border
- Bodied
- Custody
- They’ll Love Me When I’m Dead
- Submission
- Life and Nothing More
- Love, Gilda
- What They Had
- Garry Winogrand: All Things Are Photographable
- The Great Buster
- Communion
- Never Look Away
- Love, Cecil
- Blindspotting
- American Animals
- The Hate U Give
- The Price of Everything
Both
- Unsane
- Madeline’s Madeline
- The Other Side of the Wind
- At Eternity’s Gate
- The Land of Steady Habits
- Hale County This Morning, This Evening
- Let the Corpses Tan
- BlacKkKlansman
- Destination Wedding or: A Narcissist Can’t Die Because Then the Entire World Would End
- Minding the Gap
- Sorry To Bother You
- The Bleeding Edge
- On the Seventh Day
- Night is Short, Walk on Girl
- The Rest I Make Up
- You Were Never Really Here
- People’s Republic of Desire
- Assassination Nation
- Watergate — Or, How We Learned to Stop an Out-of-Control President
- We the Animals
- Leaning into the Wind
- Oh Lucy!
- The Distant Barking of Dogs
- Leave No Trace
- Before We Vanish
- Double Lover
- Generation Wealth
- Night Comes On
- Where is Kyra
- Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
- I Am Not a Witch
- Teen Titans Go! To the Movies
- The House with a Clock in Its Walls
- Let the Sunshine In
- What Keeps You Alive
- The Miseducation of Cameron Post
- Finding Your Feet
SEX SCENE
- Twin Three-way — Double Lover
- Carwash — The Other Side of the Wind
- Menstrual Eat-Out — Double Lover
- Intercourse Discourse — Destination Wedding
- Different-Species Erotica — Border
- Anal Strap-On — Double Lover
- Painfully Realistic — Burning
- Orgasmic Foreplay & Afterglow — If Beale Street Could Talk
- Manipulation — Submission
- Flesh on Flesh — The Charmer
- Josh Hartnett’s Car — Oh Lucy!
- “I Love Cold Beer” — An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn
- Handjob — The Favourite
- Bloody Passionate Kissing into Pregnant Eat-Out — Good Manners
- Three-Way — Superfly
- Loveless Procreation — Under the Tree
- ?!?!?! — Loving Pablo
- Un-kosher Sex in Bakery — The Cakemaker
- Opening — Let the Sunshine In
- Bestial Forest — Beast
- Trapped in Pleasure — A Simple Favor
- Lesbian Stars — Disobedience
LINE OF DIALOGUE
- “Gucci!” — Elsie Fisher, Eighth Grade
- “This is unauthorized narcissism!” — Simon Russell Beale, The Death of Stalin
- “Prison is not something to take lightly. I should know: I spent 3 years in Les Miz.” — Hugh Grant, Paddington 2
- “I like your synthetic mind” — Let the Sunshine In
- “I was removing a birthmark.” — Shinobu Terajima, Oh Lucy!
- “I like it when she puts her tongue inside me.” — Olivia Colman, The Favourite
- “Be still my beating vagina.” — Christine Baranski, Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
- “I gotta shit. Can you man the shop for 25 minutes?” — Emile Hirsch, An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn
- “Not as sweet as her snatch, is she?” — Blake Lively, A Simple Favor
- “Don’t be so negative.” — Nicolas Cage, Mandy
- “I hear you think you’re hot shit, but you ain’t nothing but a cold fart.” — Frederick Weller, BlacKkKlansman
- “I like to have fun when I’m having fun. I don’t like to be told when to have fun.” — Alex Honnold, Free Solo
- Using “valid” as a compliment — Skate Kitchen