Five Movies, Five Sentences

The Dead Don’t Die, The Chambermaid, Dark Phoenix, Euphoria, and Whatever the Fuck the “New” Annabelle’s Called:


The Dead Don’t Die
Zombies as climate change, and as humanity’s zombie-like response to climate change. AKA: another one!


The Chambermaid
Docufiction.


Dark Phoenix
Will James McAvoy star in a non-franchise movie ever again?


Euphoria
The Square, Boring Lobster.


Annabelle Comes Home
A static, wannabe heiress to Chucky (in addition to the obvious similarities: as with The Conjuring, the title of Chucky’s first movie does not bear the killer toy’s name).

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