Browse through a porn website in 2023, and you’re bound to stumble across a “STEPMOM BONES STEPSON!!!” video.
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Category: Remember All the Movies, Terry, We’d Go See
Clean Up on Audi 5
Are you there, Adam?
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Footloose
It should be illegal to screen Stop Making Sense in a venue that forbids busting a move.
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The Origin of Good
I’m a cinema completist, because even a forgettable movie can include one revelatory aspect.
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Nepo Hawking
Remember my screed about the artistic upsides to Nepo Babies?
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Semantics Matter
What do you call the bar that separates adjacent seats in a theater?
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AAA
Big Money is flooding into New York theater.
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Smart
Art can function as a collective memorial.
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Who? Why?
A title is a top-level description of a piece of art, interacting with our conception of the work at three different intervals.
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Restribution
Retribution’s conceit slyly justifies hiding Liam Neeson’s aging body while still allowing him to exist convincingly in his usual action-thriller genre.
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