In your last column, you spent SIX WHOLE PARAGRAPHS coming up with comparisons to what type of sports owner Donald Trump would be, ultimately likening him to George Steinbrenner. One crucial mistake in this equation: THE ORIGINAL STEINY MO ACTUALLY WON CHAMPIONSHIPS. Are you really implying that Herr Trump would be successful?
His actual sports-owner doppleganger is obvious, whose abhorrent reign presides only a bit downtown from Georgey Boy’s old stomping grounds. Let me make this real simple for you:
Donald Trump = James Dolan.