Four Quadrants

All disappointing, to varying degrees:


Fast Color
It’s time for generationally-suppressed superpowers — repressed for fear of the oppression they’ve historically wrought — to be, finally, expressed out in the open. What was once reserved exclusively for the pages of private journals now can, should, will be writ large (in this case: literally, on the big screen).


The White Crow
An actual, unironic line of dialogue uttered herein: “They called me…{dramatic pause}…THE WHITE CROW!!!” Need you know more?


The Intruder
THE QUAID MAY TAKEOVER BEGINS!!! Hopefully he’s saving the best for second.


UglyDolls
Ugly, indeed. Why hasn’t there been an animated opera? A more user-friendly description: a show-pop song cycle, where a vast majority of the duration is told in singing, instead of the genre’s damn-near signature cringey dialogue. Musical’s are designed to lean into cringe! Transforming it into shameless joy! Let’s do it!

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