‘Anna’

On July 15, 2019July 15, 2019 By Steven StraussIn Remember All the Movies, Terry, We'd Go SeeLeave a comment

Anna? More like Luc Meh, Son — am i right?!?!?!

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How About…

On July 11, 2019July 11, 2019 By Steven StraussIn Remember All the Movies, Terry, We'd Go SeeLeave a comment

How about: Three Peaks and My Days of Mercy.

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Triple-Double

On July 9, 2019July 9, 2019 By Steven StraussIn Remember All the Movies, Terry, We'd Go SeeLeave a comment

Hello, it me, pretend film-programmer, here with a hypothetical triple feature built around Midsommar:

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3 “Long” Titles, 3 Short Sentences

On July 8, 2019July 8, 2019 By Steven StraussIn Further On (Up the Road), Look Over Yonder See Them OFF-BROADWAY LightsLeave a comment

–David Cale’s We’re Only Alive for A Short Amount of Time @ the Public
–The Secret Life of Bees @ the Atlantic
–Donald Margulies’s Long Lost @ MTC:

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Five Movies, Five Sentences

On July 3, 2019July 4, 2019 By Steven StraussIn Remember All the Movies, Terry, We'd Go SeeLeave a comment

The Dead Don’t Die, The Chambermaid, Dark Phoenix, Euphoria, and Whatever the Fuck the “New” Annabelle’s Called:

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? vs. ??

On June 28, 2019June 28, 2019 By Steven StraussIn Loose ChangeLeave a comment

As a devout enshriner of challenging art, describing a movie as puzzling is by no means a pejorative.

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Pixar Rankings — ‘Toy Story 4’

On June 26, 2019June 26, 2019 By Steven StraussIn Remember All the Movies, Terry, We'd Go SeeLeave a comment

Since I’m in a ranking mood, and since any self-respecting millennial critic worth their weight in plastic ABSOLUTELY MUST share a personal Pixar preference list every time the perennially-prolific studio releases ANOTHER ONE (yay, Toy Story 4!), voila:

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