Either both of Fuze’s New York theatrical engagements happen to be plagued with the same sound problems, or the mix itself is so bad that it renders the rest of this new movie basically impossible to evaluate.
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Category: Remember All the Movies, Terry, We’d Go See
Did You Hear That
Straight-to-steaming movies are a dime a dozen nowadays, a trend that has given rise to a more novel phenomenon:
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Ring Dong
Biodocs oscillate between two registers:
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Un Film de…
Everyone should be familiar with the billing, “A Film by [Name of Director]”.
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Nursing
Is one month a sufficiently-respectful pause before unpacking “Wuthering Heights” spoilers?
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Withered
“Wuthering Heights” was mismarketed.
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Knighting
“The Bride!” lampshades its own mass derision.
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CoHolly
Colleen Hoover is this generation’s Nicholas Sparks.
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We’re Going Breaking
Midwinter Break is what I like to call a city-travelogue romance.
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Burning
EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert shuffles through more aspect ratios than almost any movie that I can remember, outside of the avant-garde.
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